• plot twist: victoria has no secret
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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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pawfectly:

maybe i build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.

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5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

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spray-on:

Google knows what you mean

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randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

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