poopflow:

At first I hated my haircut

but now it’s growing on me.

(Source: poopflow)

(Reblogged from tatehorror)

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

(Reblogged from whoredinarygirl)

(Source: dumbfricker)

(Reblogged from whoredinarygirl)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(Reblogged from pizza)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(Reblogged from cumfort)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(Reblogged from whoredinarygirl)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler)

(Reblogged from pizza)

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

Words and letters are so dumb like why does this sound look like this symbol

sciency side here.  it’s called language, idiot. 

sciency side out

I just got schooled

(Source: pemsylvania)

(Reblogged from whoredinarygirl)

tltty:

photobloggers are so nice even when they’re mad they’ll just post a slightly less pretty picture of the ocean or something

(Source: hungarian)

(Reblogged from whoredinarygirl)

iamsicktomorrow:

nice-wig-janis:

wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”

(Reblogged from pizza)